Hilarious

I find this set of instructions very funny, from the kind folks at ITIS:

3. Installation instructions.

 Windows Instructions

   After downloading the ITIS MySQL zip file, that
   file "itisMySQL111908.zip" will now reside on your
   system as a Compressed (zipped) Folder.

   Use WinZip or some other software to extract the
   following 4 files from your downloaded ITIS zip file:
     installdb.bat createdb.sql ITIS.sql ReadmeMySQL.txt

   Use "My Computer" to go to where you have
   extracted those 4 files.

   On your Windows system, make sure that
   you can run the MySQL software as the
   MySQL user root on your PC.

   If you can't run MySQL as the MySQL user root
   on your PC then edit file "installdb.bat"
   and replace root with your chosen MySQL user name.

   Make sure that the MySQL Server is running on
   your PC prior to double clicking on the icon.

   Caution:  When you install this new ITIS database
   in MySQL on your PC, the SQL command to drop any
   preexisting database called "itis" is first executed
   before creating and loading the new "itis" database.

   To install the ITIS database onto MySQL on your PC,
   double click on the icon:
      installdb.bat

   Note: You will be prompted for your MySQL password after
   clicking on the icon.
   Be patient when waiting for the data to load into MySQL.
   The loading of the data may take 2 minutes or more.

 Linux Instructions

   On Linux, execute the following command:
     mysql -uroot -p < createdb.sql

   Note: You may use a different MySQL user name other than root.

 Mac OS X Instructions

   On Mac OS X, execute the following command:
     mysql -uroot -p < createdb.sql

   Note: Again, you may use a different MySQL user name other than root.